Recall Blinking Memes

 Ima tell y'all the story about when I got my ass beat. I was at the mall shopping around on this beautiful Saturday afternoon. I was walking to Cotton On minding my own business when all of a sudden I see this bad ass female walking past me. Eyebrows on fleek and everything. Her ass already juggling, full on twerk mode and she wasn't even in a squat position. My eyes just got wide open like a furby when you open the eyelids all the way. Her ass was my business now at this point. I started following her around the entire mall just completely zoned out. I recall blinking once. Don't quote me on that. Anyways.. out of no where this dude starts walking towards my baby. He grabs her by the waist and goes in for a kiss. I never felt so devastated and disrespected in my life. I been following shawty for more than an hour, what gives him the right to do that? I don't care who he is. He owed me an apology. This was worse than when your homie let the Sprite Slam Cam play when he dunk on you in 2k. This was worse than slavery. I had to follow them both now. Suddenly I see him bout to look back, now I had 2 options I could've made at that point.. either keep looking at them cheeks or quickly look away before he catches me and take the L. Now my father didn't raise a bitch, so I kept looking. Bruh he came at me so fast like he was a 3rd string running back fighting for spot on the team. This nigga falcon punched me in my chest so hard my shoulders clapped and gave him a full standing ovation. I didn't even get a chance to take my hands out my pocket when he hit me. My pride left my body that same day and never came back. I almost lost my left eye that day, word to Fetty Wap. I shop at Ross and dd Discounts now

Ima tell y'all the story about when I got my ass beat. I was at the mall shopping around on this beautiful Saturday afternoon. I was walking to Cotton On minding my own business when all of a sudden I see this bad ass female walking past me. Eyebrows on fleek and everything. Her ass already juggling, full on twerk mode and she wasn't even in a squat position. My eyes just got wide open like a furby when you open the eyelids all the way. Her ass was my business now at this point. I started following her around the entire mall just completely zoned out. I recall blinking once. Don't quote me on that. Anyways.. out of no where this dude starts walking towards my baby. He grabs her by the waist and goes in for a kiss. I never felt so devastated and disrespected in my life. I been following shawty for more than an hour, what gives him the right to do that? I don't care who he is. He owed me an apology. This was worse than when your homie let the Sprite Slam Cam play when he dunk on you in 2k. This was worse than slavery. I had to follow them both now. Suddenly I see him bout to look back, now I had 2 options I could've made at that point.. either keep looking at them cheeks or quickly look away before he catches me and take the L. Now my father didn't raise a bitch, so I kept looking. Bruh he came at me so fast like he was a 3rd string running back fighting for spot on the team. This nigga falcon punched me in my chest so hard my shoulders clapped and gave him a full standing ovation. I didn't even get a chance to take my hands out my pocket when he hit me. My pride left my body that same day and never came back. I almost lost my left eye that day, word to Fetty Wap. I shop at Ross and dd Discounts now