Finish Mine Memes

just a reminder that

if you haven‘t finished your
summer homework, you
should finish it now! this isn't really a meme but please finish your summer hw, I care abt u and your grades. hopefully by posting this, I will actually inspire myself to finish mine (:

this isn't really a meme but please finish your summer hw, I care abt u and your grades. hopefully by posting this, I will actually inspire myself to finish mine (:

Mother
@CrazyJewishMom
At Xmas party. Sitting across from lawyer

with like a 'to die for" body

Waiter just served us dessert. She says,
oh no thank you. Everything I eat goes
right to my boobs. I can't gain weight
anywhere else

THAT IS NOT A THING! NO WOMAN HAS
EVER HAD THAT PROBLEM

But if it's true, I want to strangle her

Delivered
Fine. But I am going to eat Her dessert
after I finish mine

Wasting perfectly good chocolate mousse
is where I draw the line I mean it's a fair line to draw. crazyjewishmom christmas

I mean it's a fair line to draw. crazyjewishmom christmas